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BBQ aprons
« on: December 29, 2009, 10:21:27 AM »
any plans to do screen printed BBQ aprons?  Im in the market and would buy one and with summer coming soon, would seem to be a natural.

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2010, 04:31:44 PM »
A picture of Jack in front of all his "prep-food" ;)

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 03:58:09 PM »
Capt Caveman,

Here you go, try one of these and get a TSP patch for it. ;D

http://www.tacticalgrilling.com/

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 04:31:39 PM »
:D  Those are pretty cool!!!!!  But they're a little on the expensive side.  Not saying they're not worth it, they certainly look awesome, and are probably higher quality fabric, and with cooler tacticool pouches than anything we'll have, but I get the feeling that there aren't very many TSP folks who would be down with spending $45 + $5.50 (for a patch) just for an apron.

Anyway, yeah, we can do TSP aprons, for sure.  Should we put a special food-inspired slogan on it?

OH!!!  I have an idea!!!!!!  OKAY - Starting now and going through the end of January, we'll have a contest in this thread.  The best TSP/food inspired slogan entry will win a SureFire G2 Flashlight, a TSP Challenge Coin, and the apron we end up making.

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2010, 05:11:45 PM »
"Bringing Out My Inner Fire Ant!"

or

"Grilling- when times are tough, or even when they're not!"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2010, 05:39:08 PM »
Soylent green is fried grasshoppers.







Think about it for a minute . . . .

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2010, 05:57:06 PM »
lmao!  "soylent green is PEOPLE!" (well, okay, fried grasshoppers is more "family friendly")

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2010, 06:16:33 PM »
Soylent green is fried grasshoppers.







Think about it for a minute . . . .

Okay LMAO too!  DH continuously comments that soylent green should be made from our politicians - how much more green than grasshoppers can you get?

Loved Longrifle's comment about the grilling.

I'm thinking "Yum - Bar-B-Q'ued Grasshopper" with a picture of an ant holding a fork and knife (or does that fall into cannibalism?)  Oh let me think a bit - I'll be back.

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2010, 06:24:23 PM »
...With a picture of an ant holding a fork and knife (or does that fall into cannibalism?)  Oh let me think a bit - I'll be back.

Oh I love this idea.  Might have to draw something up like this.  :)

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2010, 06:37:27 PM »
How about "Caution-I'm modifying my preps"
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"Grilling. The original dehydrator"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2010, 06:54:18 PM »
How about a picture of an ant wearing a chef hat, standing at a grill, holding some tongs, wearing an apron that has an ant wearing a chef hat, standing at a grill...etc...etc...etc.

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2010, 07:04:00 PM »
How about a picture of an ant wearing a chef hat, standing at a grill, holding some tongs, wearing an apron that has an ant wearing a chef hat, standing at a grill...etc...etc...etc.

Damned recursion!!!!!

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2010, 09:30:46 PM »
'scuze me while I whip my biltong out!

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 06:26:53 AM »
Here is my SOE Apron I got for Christmas:


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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 06:34:28 AM »
^^  ;D ;D  nice James!! Tactical Samurai chef to the rescue

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #15 on: January 23, 2010, 03:23:38 AM »
Nice hamons on those blades!

My entry: "CAUTION: GRILLING IN PROGRESS"

then in slightly smaller type, below an ant logo of some sort (the chef hat sounds like a good idea)

"There's a reason ants don't have eyebrows"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2010, 12:16:44 AM »
Can we have multiple entries?

how about

"I'll still be eating this good after the SHTF!"

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"I know where my food comes from, Do You?"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2010, 06:50:45 AM »
How about

"Store what you grill

Grill what you store."


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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2010, 02:27:14 PM »
These are great!!!  Keep em comin'!

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2010, 02:15:57 PM »
"Preps. It's what's for dinner."

or

"Preps, the other white meat."

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2010, 09:03:53 PM »
"Cooking 2013-style, Today!"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #21 on: February 02, 2010, 07:56:19 AM »
"Preps. It's what's for dinner."

or

"Preps, the other white meat."

If I might borrow your idea jakematic I would say it, "Grasshopper.  It's what's for dinner"  or the other one "Grasshopper, the other white meat."  This is what I thought as soon as I read your post.  Thanks for letting me "borrow" your idea. I think one of these sayings on an apron with an Ant in a chef hat and apron holding a fork would be too funny.  It may still border on the cannibalism thing but I can't help myself. Blessings, TBM

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2010, 05:16:24 PM »
"TANSTAAFL!"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #23 on: February 04, 2010, 04:28:05 PM »
"Grasshopper.  It's what's for dinner"  or the other one "Grasshopper, the other white meat." 

I love it! And yes, I would also like to see the ant cooking up a grasshopper.

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2010, 06:09:50 PM »
Okay LMAO too!  DH continuously comments that soylent green should be made from our politicians - how much more green than grasshoppers can you get?

Loved Longrifle's comment about the grilling.

I'm thinking "Yum - Bar-B-Q'ued Grasshopper" with a picture of an ant holding a fork and knife (or does that fall into cannibalism?)  Oh let me think a bit - I'll be back.

The last time I saw cannibalism was in Ocean City NJ, on the Boardwalk. A walking M&M candy, was waving to everyone and eating a bag oif M&Ms :o I even went up to that character:"you're eating your own.  Isn't that unnatural?"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #25 on: February 11, 2010, 03:26:26 AM »
"Taffeta"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2010, 11:38:53 AM »
"Grilling- when the weather is nice, or even when its' not!"

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #27 on: February 19, 2010, 09:20:09 PM »
 "I stole this apron from Jack Spirko"

Then shoot each apron with 00 buck shot.

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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #28 on: February 19, 2010, 09:53:36 PM »
"I stole this apron from Jack Spirko"

Then shoot each apron with 00 buck shot.
Priceless...
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Re: BBQ aprons
« Reply #29 on: February 22, 2010, 08:55:54 AM »
"I stole this apron from Jack Spirko"

Then shoot each apron with 00 buck shot.

More like "I took this apron off the dead guy who tried to steal it from Jack Spirko"