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Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« on: April 03, 2010, 07:39:04 AM »
Sister Wolf,

Please don't get me wrong, Sis.  I am a firm defender of individual rights for all people, regardless of gender, and I am no sexist...

This is the United States of America, not Dark Ages Europe, not Feudal Japan, and not any of the presently-enslaved lands in the Islamic Ummah and you as a woman have the right to be in any oeaceful, honest profession you want and call yourself anything you want...

But I still can't picture you in a lime-green suit with a matching long-brim hat and gaudy necklaces and rings, so I have to ask, and I mean it with honorable intentions...

Shouldn't a female procurer of TSP merchandise be called a "TSP Gear Madam" instead of a "TSP Gear Pimp?"

<Raises Spartan shield and waits for hammer strikes to commence>

 :o  ;D  ;)



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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2010, 07:55:28 AM »
Pimpette?

Along these lines, one of my pet peeves, when did actresses become actors?

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2010, 08:23:48 AM »
It's been nice knowin' ya SnugInMyPod.   <Bowing my head and doffing my cap to say a few words>

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to give memory to SnugInMyPod.........  :'(

                                       

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2010, 08:29:56 AM »
*slowly backing out of the thread....*

Nothing seems to be going on in here...

*looking at the ceiling while whistling*

I see nothing...
 ;D

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2010, 10:52:44 AM »
I'm just passing through on my way to the bathroom, I'm ignoring the pregnant pause.

The Professor

(who thinks Sister would look good even if she chose to wear a lime-green suit. . .just sayin')


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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2010, 11:30:21 AM »
Hey, thats not fair, I've seen pimps wearing Purple fur.  Just sayin  ;D

{Runs for cover to avoid fallout}  ;D


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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2010, 12:05:27 PM »
>:(  YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED, SNUG, FOR QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITEH.


;D

Would you believe me if I said that I had NOTHING to do with the "tsp gear pimp" title?  Srsly.  I didn't.  These admins & mods are, like, impossible to control.

I choose to blame this on my husband and/or DEV.  They both encourage each other to mess with me, and I almost never have anything to say about it.  :D :D

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2010, 01:26:17 PM »
Male friends encouraging each other in questionable behavior?

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2010, 02:29:32 PM »
Would you believe me if I said that I had NOTHING to do with the "tsp gear pimp" title?  Srsly.  I didn't.  These admins & mods are, like, impossible to control.

I choose to blame this on my husband and/or DEV.  They both encourage each other to mess with me, and I almost never have anything to say about it.  :D :D
I did not have relat... Um no, wrong time/place.
I did not have anything to do with this... this time..

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2010, 05:07:05 PM »
LOL Archer.

"Depends on your what your defanition of is, is" ;)

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2010, 06:12:08 PM »
LOL Archer.

"Depends on your what your defanition of is, is" ;)
I never thought i'd see a Clinton quote in the forum. ;D

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2010, 07:36:28 PM »
I never thought i'd see a Clinton quote in the forum. ;D

Second time this week for that quote. :)

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2010, 09:06:19 PM »
Hmm... I think I'll stay away from this one too...

Wait no, there is one thing... you need a cane to go with that purple fur coat...


(running away quickly)...

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2010, 09:27:06 PM »
Ok - i don't know what possessed you guys to think of purple fur, but...

Our bug out bags (TW's and mine) are the exact same bag.  Same color and everything.  So to make mine obviously different, I put purple fur all over the big thick wast strap.  My step-son says I will need to be careful, because some day a rabid squirrel is going to attack me if I wear it in the woods.  :D

So yeah - I DO wear purple fur.  ;D

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #14 on: April 03, 2010, 09:33:56 PM »
SisterWolf,

You wrote:

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 YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED, SNUG, FOR QUESTIONING MY AUTHORITEH.

Now, Sis, I never questioned your authori-tai, only the title under which you exercised it.

 :)

Say!  Getting the Ban Hammer doesn't feel so bad after all...But "if times get tough," I won't press my luck any further.

 ;D


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Would you believe me if I said that I had NOTHING to do with the "tsp gear pimp" title?  Srsly.  I didn't.  These admins & mods are, like, impossible to control.

If that's the case, remind me never to become a mod or admin.  I like having control over my own PR.

 :)

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I choose to blame this on my husband and/or DEV.  They both encourage each other to mess with me, and I almost never have anything to say about it.    
 

Now, Sis.  You know that "almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades...and it's not desirable to be in the path of either.

 ;D

Anywho, whether you're the Dolemite or the Xaviera Hollander of Survivalism, you run a tight ship and you're a great sport!  I kid and tease only out of friendship and as part of "the better life" we all seek here.

 :)

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #15 on: April 03, 2010, 09:45:19 PM »
Dang, if only I could control these darned psycic powers of mine LOL :)


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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #16 on: April 03, 2010, 09:51:02 PM »
....and I almost never have anything to say about it.  :D :D
I seriously doubt this.

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #17 on: April 03, 2010, 11:01:11 PM »
Oh snug, I totally know you were teasing.  I have no issue with you bustin' my chops.  :D

TexDaddy - you srsly think my husband listens to me?  :D  My goodness, I HAVE got them all fooled!  ;D

I can't help but laugh when they start in on me.  They all know I have to sleep at some point.  I've woken up to many a new title.

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2010, 11:32:57 PM »
I didn't wanna feel left out so my opinion is.....

I agree/disagree with everyone and plead the 5th for my own protection...

Now where is my Tequila???

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #19 on: April 09, 2010, 09:06:52 PM »
Angels fear to tread...

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2010, 10:56:20 PM »
I am diging for a pic of me in my fuzzy purple pimp hat from mardi gras a few years back

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2010, 11:03:19 PM »
HaHa found it



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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2010, 11:56:40 PM »
Sis, you need a "proper" pimp name. Go here and type in your name

http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp

I typed in Goat and Dog

It came back with;

Sticky Fingers Dog Flow

and

Ghetto Fabulous Dog Wicked


Which one should I use?


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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #24 on: April 10, 2010, 12:56:42 PM »
I like the Ghetto Fabulous one.  That's funny!

Mine were:

Master Fly Wolf G.

Reverend Doctor Sister Fresh

Fine Ass Wolf Skillz

:D  Silly silly silly


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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #25 on: April 18, 2010, 10:50:38 AM »
Sister Wolf,

Another question, Sis...(Boy, I am a glutton for punishment...)   :)

Since you are a Survival Pickle Specialist, what exactly is a "Survival Pickle?"  Could a "Survival Pickle" be a better way for Andy, Barney, and Opie to cope with Aunt Bee's Kerosene Pickles?:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz4AKkOlc8Q

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVmJs29SH3A

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZvImY36fd0

 ;D  ;D  ;D

I won't even ask what a "Non-Egg Balancer" is.  I've pushed my luck too far already.


 ;)

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #26 on: April 18, 2010, 01:38:24 PM »
LOL!!  That again is the guys messing with me.

It started with these pickles we bought.  They're called "Pickle in a pouch" and we got 'em from Sam's Club.  Dev believes they do not exist.  He says they are a "myth in a pouch".  I say they are survival pickles, since they don't have to be refrigerated, and you could throw one in your BOB and eat it whenever you get hungry.  It just escalated.

The egg balancing thing is from the pecularities thread.  I see no merit in balancing eggs in a carton.  Most TSP members say I'm wrong and that egg balancing is necessary to proper egg carton maneuvering.  And again, it escalated to titles.  :D

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #27 on: April 18, 2010, 10:58:31 PM »
Sister Wolf,

I can vouch for the existence of "pickles-in-a-pouch."   I've seen them in convenience stores and delis.  Van Holten's has pickles-in-a-pouch, as does Vlasic.  Here are there links to confirm it for Doubting Dev:

Van Holten Pickles
http://www.vanholtenpickles.com/Products/products.html

VLASIC PICKLES TO GO IN A POUCH
Jan 24, 1994 12:00 PM, HALLIE FORCINIO
http://subscribers.supermarketnews.com/mag/vlasic_pickles_go/wall.html?return=http://subscribers.supermarketnews.com/mag/vlasic_pickles_go/

So, I've got your back on the veracity of your claim.

 :)

A company local to NC, Mt. Olive Pickles, also makes convenient "PicklePAKs" in plastic tubs, much like fruit cups or Jello.  All of Mt. Olive's canned products are on store shelves at room temperature, so presumably the "PicklePAKs" could be kept the same way until opened.

Welcome to Mt. Olive Pickles-That's Picklicious!
http://www.mtolivepickles.com/products/product-styles/?show=picklepak  

Personally, I would be averse to putting a "survival pickle" or "PicklePAK" in a BOB, since it might get torn or punctured by other items in the BOB and get pickle juice all over everything.   :P  

But, if pickling and canning aren't your forte, a mass quantity of "survival pickles" or "PicklePAKs" would be a super addition for the stockpile shelf of your BOL or homestead. :)  

As for egg balancing, I can't answer the question either way.  All I'm concerned about is getting them home in one piece for myself and doing so for my customers in my register line.  ;D
« Last Edit: April 18, 2010, 11:00:38 PM by SnugInMyPod »

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #28 on: April 19, 2010, 12:19:25 AM »
What do you do for a living, snug?

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Re: Please, Sis! Don't hammer me! I just have to ask...
« Reply #29 on: April 19, 2010, 12:40:40 AM »
Sister Wolf,

Right now, I'm a full-time cashier for a major mega-store chain and I also do handy-man work and consulting for ideal candidates that pay well and aren't total nut-cases.  ;D

When I'm not totally sucked into this too-much-fun Forum, I am studying CompTIA A+ so I can start building, rebuilding, programming, and servicing all things IT.  So far, it's going all right, but I need to double-down, review terms, and get a second computer CPU for hands-on learning.

So you see, it's nothing as glamorous as "Survival Pickle Specialist" or "Non-Egg Balancer."  Maybe someday, though... ;D