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Offline Asclepius

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Pieces of paper
« on: August 15, 2011, 04:19:50 PM »
Hey everyone, I just made some pieces of paper with numbers on them. They are very valuable I promise, and good for all transactions public and private. And the best part is I can create a limitless supply! Would anyone like to buy some from me? If you don't I will marginalize you as a right wing extremist. Oh and you better not go making any pieces of paper with numbers on them yourself or I will send you to prison for decades.

PM me with how many you want to buy. Really, no order is too large! I will accept gold and silver in exchange.

Offline Malamute

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Re: Pieces of paper
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2011, 07:33:22 PM »

Why should I buy from you, I already have a printed paper provider who is on record as promising to drop massive properties of printed paper from a helicopter if he thinks it's necessary.  I bet you can't do that.