"Be the one a-hole in the neighborhood who overreacts to a half-hour power outage..."
That is some funny stuff!
In times of change learners inherit the earth and the learned find themselves equipped for a world that no longer exists. Eric Hoffer
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. Voltaire
Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future. Niels Bohr
Comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.