That story reminded me of one of the funniest scenes I ever went to. It was in 1986. A gang member wearing a beanie cap outside a McDonalds decides to rob it. People were watching him look around like he was his own look out. He pulled the beanie cap down and it had two eye holes cut in it. He tried to pull his .380 out of the front of his pants and pulled the trigger, shooting himself in the groin. To add insult to injury, as he fell to his knees in pain, he pulled the gun free, with his finger still on the trigger and shot himslef in the knee. Needless to say, he was stil lin the fetal position when I cuffed him. SCMUCK.